Binocular Eye Disease
See if you can answer these if your bored ?? 
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Can you cry underwater?
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
~~ A person has to have a (_VIP_) @ss!
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat
round?
~~ The dry bread corners is to remind us that some people can’t afford meat!
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
~~ There are more beautiful people than brainy people!
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
~~ What they mean is that they slept like a baby should…without a care in the world!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
~~ Because you can see the effects of dish washing liquid, you can’t see the effects of artificial flavouring!
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
~~ Blame it on the vagrancy of the English language!
How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
~~ Because once in a while ‘hell’ freezes over!
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
~~ Nah! Forget about the cross eyes! If you have dyslexia then you will have difficulty in learning to read or interpret words, letters, and other symbols!
What disease did cured ham actually have?
~~ A disease called Raw pork!
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
~~ Surely not all people do that!
Can you cry underwater?
~~ Yeah!
Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
~~ Because ‘bra’ covers, supports a pair! Panties cover two holes!!!
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